The Happiness Store
                                                                                    by
                                                                              P A Oisten
 
 
 
          Just call this number and you will see,
             how easy it is to be rich just like me.
 
          Order this rider or walker or plan.
             It will make you a thinner woman or man.
 
          You can now know your future, no questions at last.
             Just call and we'll give you your phychic forecast.
 
           It can heal you! It can save you! You can live worry free!
             If each week in God's name you send your pay check to me!
 
             Testimonial after testimonial, their lives were in ruin,
             till they made that 800 call, now look how great the're all doin!
 
            I was appalled, couldn't stand any more!
             How can people believe there's a happiness store?
 
          They all say for a price, it's as easy as can be!
             You can buy it right here on Sunday morning TV!
 
 
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